Before buying my very first blowjob machine, I had too many questions which needed answering. Will a blowjob machine feel anything like the real deal? Are they really worth all this money? What if the mailman sees my package and calls me a loser??? I made this blog post to answer all these questions I myself had at one point, and to show you the best blowjob machines in my collection. The world of blowjob simulators is an amazing one, so don’t be afraid of trying something new and exciting, even if it seems strange at first.
A good dick sucking is better than anything else in this world, any man who has experienced one will tell you this. Better than money, better than a vacation in Hawaii and often better than regular sex! The feeling of having your penis massaged by the soft lips of a woman, your tip licked over and over by an enthusiastic tongue. The intense pleasure of the moment when the girl puts you in control of her mouth and you slide back and forth, going deeper and deeper into that soft throat of hers. Ohh boy!
The best blowjob machines actually are surprisingly close to this feeling. Of course, it is and never will be exactly the same sensation as thrusting yourself in a real woman, but what you will find is that the overall blowjob experience might even become more enjoyable. For example, after orgasming, you will not have any obligation to please the other side, you can just relax!
Let’s get right into it. My review of the best blowjob machines ever. If you like what you see, get one for yourself. There is no way in hell you will be disappointed by these licking and sucking masterpieces!
#1. Bare Sleeve 4-frequncy rotation 3 speeds Oral Sex Masturbator
Bare sleeve, hold the sleeve to adjust the tightness.
Sexy lips entrance, strong visual stimulation.
4-frequency rotation and 3 speeds, take care of every inch of your penis.
Built-in dense tongue-like flat protrusions, simulate the tongue-tip teasing.
Detachable device, easy to disassemble and install, the sleeve can be directly washed with water.
A single button controls a single function, easy operation.
USB charging, can be used repeatedly.
Price: AcmeJoy $45.99
Do you prefer to manually control the intensity of penis stimulation from the oral sex cup, but is hindered by the hard shell of most masturbation cups? Then your gospel is here. This oral sex masturbator is both automatic and manual. The naked sleeve provides convenience for you to adjust the tightness of the channel, which makes up for the shortcomings of most masturbation cups that have a hard shell and cannot be pinched. And the function of 360° automatic rotation makes this toy superior to all manual masturbation products. Sexy lips with 4-frequency 3-speed rotation of the inner tongue tip will put you in an erotic wonderland. In addition, its kit is simple, easy to disassemble and install. The cover can be directly removed and rinsed with water to prevent possible water damage. There are a total of three buttons on the handle, which respectively control the speed switch, product initiation and rotation switch. Simple operation increases the convenience of life.
#2. Blow Job Deep Squeeze Sucking Male Masturbator
4 vacuum sucking and clamping modes
10 powerful vibration modes
Flip masturbator for cleaning
One key deflate button
Flexible to support average size and slightly larger size
Price: AcmeJoy $61.39
A brand new masturbator not to be missed
When you have applied the lubricant and are ready to start this adventure, take a deep breath!
You can see yourself slowly inserting through the crystal silicone, while feeling the raised ridges, balls and strips passing by, massaging your glans or pen*s.
When you turn on the vibration mode, you can feel the different vibration positions and waves of the two motors, and you want to groan uncontrollably.
Press the suction button, which makes your brain go blank! The pen*s is constantly being squeezed and suction, as if a real female mouth is sucking your pen*s, out of control! Orga m soon!
#3. 10 Frequencies Elastic Transparent Blow Job Vibrating Masturbator
Premium Material: The masturbation cup is made from medical silicone material which is soft, flexible, skin-friendly, resistant to low temperature and odor free. The appperance is smooth and not greasy so it is easy to clean.
Feel The Real Thing: Transparent liner, 3D cavity sional, compact complex channel, sexy and comfortable channel design, Feel the real things with the fleshy touch feeling.
Realistic Female Mouth: The front part is designed to fully imitate the oral sex feels, tightly sucking and licking your dicks with 10 different vibrating speeds.
Squeeze a little silicone or water-based lube in for better experience. Wash it with warm water after use ,and then wipe it clean and save it carefully for later using.
Price: AcmeJoy $38.99
The realistic mouth entrance is designed to fully imitate the oral sex feels, tightly sucking and licking your dicks with 10 different powerful vibrating speeds, phthalate and latex-free to ensure a safe ride for each stroke. The channel can accommodate all penis with different size. It has special convex particles inside, offering amazing sex time by friction and stimulation.
This innovative male masturbator cup is sure to drive you or your partner wild! It is a perfect gift for your lover!
#4. Matte Gray 5-frequency sucking 6-speed vibration Heating Blow-job Masturbator
Shape of the hook handle, easy to grasp and attract attention.
Matte surface, more comfortable feel.
42° constant temperature heating, feel the real human body temperature.
5-frequency sucking 6-speed vibration, change the stimulation intensity at will.
IPX 7 waterproof, wash the whole body without worry.
USB charging, no worry of out-of-work.
Price: AcmeJoy $120.00
Do you always feel that the smooth surface of most masturbation cups will become more slippery after the lotion is applied, which will hinder the use and cleaning? Now there is a brand-new designed masturbation cup available, which is matte gray outside and possesses hook handle, improving this problem to the greatest extent. And this design also gives people a sense of advanced in appearance. The 42° human body constant temperature heating system takes you into the warm mouth of your true lover. Equipped with 5-frequency sucking and 6-speed vibration, it shows the opportunity to switch between sucking and vibration intensity at will to achieve what you most urgently need. It is worth mentioning that the inner diameter of the brilliant red entrance is 1.6 inches, which ensures a better sealing effect after the insertion of your bro. You will get a stronger sucking sensation. with USB charging device, the plaything help you eliminate your concern about getting out of work because of electricity lack. Plus, this oral sex cup can be washed all over the body, which greatly solves the trouble of cleaning. But it should be noted that it cannot be immersed in water, otherwise it will be damaged.
#5. 14 Thrusting & Rotating Modes Male Masturbating Blowjob Cup
1.Experience male masturbation like never before
2.14 intense vibration and pulsation functions
3.Skin-friendly, soft, odorless and non-toxic. Made of medical silicone and ABS
4.Intense deep-throat action caress your whole cock
Price: AcmeJoy $43.95
#6. OTOUCH CHIVEN 2 Heating Oral Sex Masturbator
The first heating oral sex masturbator in the world.
Material: Silicone, ABS plastic
Size: 76*80*130 mm
Vibrate Mode: 6 Frequency
Water Resistance: IPX6
Certification: CE, RoHS, FDA
6 frequency of vibrations immerse yourself in warm sensation and powerful blowjob. The automatic heating function brings to your realistic sexual pleasure. With Skidproof Frosted texture design, definitely a great gift to physical fitness.
Price: AcmeJoy $69.99
The liquid silicone, more gentle touch, better protect your sensitive nerves and delicate private parts. Multiple vibrations, you can enjoy versatile incredible internal and external stimulation according to your wish.
A powerful quiet motor allows you to immerse yourself in your wildest fantasies without bothering others or being bothered. Multiple vibrations, you can enjoy versatile incredible internal and external stimulation according to your wish.
Elegant and cute design, avoid embarrassment
The liquid silicone, more gentle touch, better protect your sensitive nerves and delicate private parts.
The whole body is made of medical-grade silicone material, soft and skin-friendly.
Made of medical silicone, it is safe and hygienic, harmless to skin, and comfortable to touch.
A powerful quiet motor allows you to immerse yourself in your wildest fantasies without bothering others or being bothered.
Multiple vibrations, you can enjoy versatile incredible internal and external stimulation according to your wish.
A Whisper-quiet motor allows you to immerse yourself in your wildest fantasies without bothering others.
#7. Automatic Swinging Vibrating Heating Blow-job Up Masturbator
Appearance with full of modern science and technology, say goodbye to shame.
Bright red sleeve, simulates the real lewd entrance.
Multi-frequency swing and vibration, experience the pleasure of different combinations.
Unique human body-simulated heating system, real pussy/anus penetration.
Humanized buttons, different functions with different buttons for easy operation.
USB charging, can be used repeatedly.
IPX6 waterproof, be washed with water flow.
Price: AcmeJoy $119.00
Have never dared to step into the field of sex toys, just because of the embarrassment of exposing personal items to the public? Now you don't need to worry. The shape of this masturbation cup is given a full sense of modern technology, which guarantees its portability. You can put it in your carry-on bag whether you are traveling, in a movie theater, or in a company. It is just a high-tech product in the eyes of the public. The bright red lining perfectly mimics the charming channels of your mate, and at the same time, is accompanied by a unique human body-simulated heating mode, so that you can't help but reminisce about penetrating your partner's lustful vagina/anus every time you insert it. Your penis also seems to be dyed red by lust. More than that, it also has multi-frequency vibration and swing functions. The soft inner lining wraps your dick in 360°, with the automatic swing and expansion driving the inner convex particles to vigorously rub the glans and shaft, allowing you to experience unspeakable orgasm. It is worth mentioning that, in order to simplify the operation, each function has a separate control button, which means that a variety of different combinations are available. In addition, this toy is still IPX6 waterproof, and can be washed directly with water after use. But it should be noted that the product cannot be soaked in water.
#8. Airbag Sucking Deep Throat Sexual Moans Blow Job Male Masturbator
Vibrating masturbator with 10 different modes of vibration, lick, Sucking, Clip, vibration, bite, oral sex skills,
The powerful vibration will caress your penis penis for incredible masturbation, realistic feeling with oral masturbator vibrator and 10 cm insertion depth, to enjoy deep, pleasant oral sex;
Ergonomically design and USB rechargeable for use of ease.
Price: AcmeJoy $105.59
#9. AILIGHTER Blazing Red Lip Vibrating Sucking Heating Voice Blowjob Masturbator
Flame red lips, give you flame-like sex.
10-speed vibration and 5-frequency sucking, super power makes you addicted to it.
5 kinds of groans, great auditory pleasure.
Automatic heating system, real humid and hot experience inside the oral cavity.
12+3 extra-large particles on the tongue and tonsil separately, massage glans, frenulum and meatus.
USB charging, can be reused.
Price: AcmeJoy $115.00
Her flaming lips are wide opened, eagerly looking forward to your ferocious piercing with the stalwart dick and wants you to have more fun. The most amazing thing is the unique 5-frequency sucking function of the toy. Turn on the sucking button, and the wrinkled upper jaw and rough tongue begin to come together at a specific frequency and clamp your penis. Glans, frenulum, as well as meatus are slid and slipped by the 12+3 extra-large particles. This kind of exquisite pleasure is beyond words. Then the relaxing comes after, let you rest for a while and wait for the next round of stimulation. Of course, the additional vibration and voice functions serve as the driving force of the fascinating orgasm. Plus, as soon as the toy is activated, the inside will automatically heat up to the real body temperature. How sweet it is! You never have to worry about it stopping working, thanks to its own USB charging system.
#10. Automatic Pocket Pussy Oral Sex Toy Male Masturbator Cup
Original surface with a sense of technology, get rid of
6 thrusting actions and bidirectional rotation system, adjust to different intensities you like.
Voice system, get fulfillment of actual intimacy.
Complex inner design, mimic real tightness.
Detachable liner, easy cleaning.
Soft and flexible TPE material, tolerate arbitrary distortion.
Price: AcmeJoy $167.00
Do you still feel incredibly ashamed of yourself for getting your private toys exposed to others? If so, you are really in an emergent need of this sex toy. With the technology sense exterior look, you are allowed to take it with you no matter where you go, and it will become the plaything that emerges in your mind at first while having a trip. There are 6 thrusting actions, bidirectional rotation system and a voice system, and these three functions are separated into 3 snap buttons, which means that you are capable of randomly combining them with each other according to your mood, so that you can find the mode that stimulate your dick the most. What’s fantastic is unique inside bidirectional rotation system which brings your bro the most meticulous and comprehensive care. Unlike other cups, this product has a very lifelike labium sensuality at the entrance. Sensational ribbing and humps scattering all over the interior surface offer you a quick way to orgasm. Cleaning always matters when it comes to masturbator cups. However, with this one, cleaning will never be a problem. You can just detach the liner and put it under flowing water. How easy and convenient it is!
Frequently Asked Questions
People are always curious about my blowjob machines on the internet, and the same questions always keep rising up. I decided to list some of the most common questions I get on this list, so that you won’t have to look for these answers elsewhere.
Being an owner of a top blowjob robot is incredible, but I know how intimidating it can be to actually make the decision to buy one.
Does a robot blow job really feel anything like a real blowjob?
Well, yes!
These top blowjob machines are not just pieces of silicone. They are engineered and built with great attention to detail, to make the whole automatic blowjob experience as realistic as possible. They cost millions of dollars to design and build, and this is shown in all the unique features they come with.
The soft teeth, the tongues, the massage features, the lips – they are all designed very carefully. You will realize this the very first time you thrust yourself inside one of these robot blow job machines.
Of course, it is and never will be exactly the same sensation as thrusting yourself in a real woman, but what you will find is that the overall blowjob experience might even become more enjoyable. For example, after orgasming, you will not have any obligation to please the other side, you can just relax!
It’s no wonder that blowjob machines have become so popular. There are now more blowjob simulator models out there than ever before and the quality standard has become very high.
Are automatic blow job machines really worth the money?
This question is a bit more difficult to answer. Whether you can afford a certain blowjob toy or not depends on your budget.
However, I would definitely recommend a budget of at least US$80. The truly excellent blowjob machines start at this price range and if you want to be truly amazed, then you should invest some money.
If you are on a very tight budget, however, you can always go with a cheaper model. Don’t expect complete realism in this case, though.
What if someone finds my blowjob machine?
This situation is easier to avoid than you might think.
First off, the packages are all very discreet and stealthy. They don’t have any labeling or large logos on them, so no one who sees your blowjob toy arrives at your door will know what is inside the box.
Secondly, these robotic blowjob machines are all relatively small, so you can always find a good place to hide them. You may need some creativity, but there is always a place in your house or room where you can store it safely and discreetly.
For example, I store all my toys inside a sports bag in my room. Noone would want to touch my smelly sports clothes, so no one has ever wanted to check inside the bag either.
What about hygiene? How do I clean my blowjob machine?
All of these top-rated blowjob machines are already built with personal hygiene in mind. They have special spaces in the end, which collect all of the sperm. I have found that all of the blowjob machines I have ever owned have been really easy to clean.
You don’t need any special products to clean these dick sucking machines, just water is usually enough.
Do I need any extra accessories to use one of the blowjob machines?
The only thing you absolutely do need is water-based lubricant. Without it, your dick will get sore, as some of these blowjob machines are really tight. Trust me, you don’t want to experience a blowjob without any lubricant – after all, what makes a real blowjob great is all of the saliva. In the case of blowjob machines, you have to replace saliva with a water-based lubricant.
Other than a lubricant, you really don’t need anything. Some of these models come with removable inserts, which you can change according to your wishes, so once you get bored with one style, you can buy another to spice up the experience. This, however, is by no means necessary. The toys by themselves are more than enough for a complete (and amazing) robot blowjob experience.
